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时间:2018-01-30 20:02来源:www.siciciyu.com 作者:若曦

 





  A Day Challenge





  You take up the challenge to write,


  then stay up all day and all night.


  To think of a verse


  can be a real curse.


  You want all the words to be right.




  A limerick is a five line verse with the rhyme scheme of aabba.


  The a-lines should have five feet, while the b-lines have only three feet.


  It is normally, but not always light or humorous.




  I wish you success with your dreams.


  It's easy if we work in teams


  so all in due course


  lets give it more sauce.


  It isn't as tough as it seems.







  Don't worry if your words sound daft.


  Remember it's only a draft


  and then if you're wise


  next month you'll revise


  and wonder if others have laughed.





  You might have enough for a book.


  If you haven't, don't cry or sook.


  Sit down and write more


  than you did before.


  When it's published I'll have a look.











  Kitchen Capers





  There’s capers afoot in the kitchen.


  The cat is quite drunk and it’s twitchin’,


  It drank two pints of ale,


  Then lapped up a cocktail,


  Danced a jig then said, “It’s bewitchin’.”




   There was a young lady of Niger


      Who smiled as she rode on a tiger;

      They returned from the ride


      With the lady inside,


      And the smile on the face of the tiger


      Why?


      Two towers crashed down from the sky


      Causing innocent people to die


      Terror and war


      What is it for?


      I never will understand why


      A Limerick for Paul


      A middle aged man called Paul


      Said 'No' when his angel did call


      Please go away


      I want to stay


      I'm living and having a ball


      I know that I'll meet you one day


      But for now just please go away


      I'm writing a book


      If you want you can look


      Just go and let me have my say


      I'm good you can check with my wife


      But sometimews I find I'm in strife


      Don't pinch my car


      Or you won't get far


      And I'll make you pay with your life


      I don't want to meet the Grim Reaper


      But he seems to think he's my keeper


      Now's not my time


      I'm busy with rhyme


      He'll just have to dig that grave deeper


      Christine


      There once was a girl called Christine


      She smoked far too much nicotine


      She coughed and she spluttered


      The Doc came and muttered


      She has to go in quarantine


      Monique


      There once was a girl called Monique


      She had such a perfect physique


      Her bust is so round


      But mine can't be found


      Beside her I feel quite a freak


      Bertie and Gertie


      A couple called Bertie and Gertie


      Said life will begin when you're thirty


      You lose inhibition


      Try any position


      Enjoy getting flirty and dirty


      Ask


      Don't read your teenagers diary


      Life at home could become fiery


      It's an easier task


      More respectful to ask


      Just make a discreet enquiry


      There once was an old man of Esser,


      Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,


      It at last grew so small


      He knew nothing at all,


      And now he's a college professor.


      There was a young lady one fall


      Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.


      The dress caught fire


      And burned her entire


      Front page, sporting section and all.


      Let the heart soar freely in the sky.


      Get ready for the moment to strike.


      It is the day


      To fight with grace


      Give us the sword to win or die.


      There was a girl called Jane Eyre


      Sitting at night that dark as her hair


      Hard as she thought


      Forgot all had been taught


      She soon fell asleep in the armchair



Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.


Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

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